I LIKE PUDDING EP

by Glenn Garthwaite

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1.
I wanna hug you Panda Bear Why you can’t you live in my house? Sleep on my couch I’d stock the fridge with bamboo just for you Watching Battlestar Galactica drinking a soda or two You’re not accustomed to this lifestyle so lets just see how you do Can I have a word with you Panda Bear Dirty dishes in the sink you’re starting to stink And you always leave the lights on when you leave a room Dropping crumbs on the floor I’ve never seen you pick up a broom If you want this to be permanent you’ve got to be cool Panda Bear Be cool Pull your own weight, Panda Bear Be cool This living arrangement will not work out If you're not cool But no, seriously, I'm not kidding You gotta be cool Stop looking at porn sites on my computer Be cool Don't use my toothbrush, that's fucking disgusting Be cool
2.
What happened to the laser printer, Lucinda? Say, have you seen my mug, Lucinda? And what became of that fancy coat rack by the window? They got you on the cc camera You make me look bad, Lucinda Sneaking off with shit that doesn’t belong to you and now they’re on to you You make me look bad, Lucinda How could you do this to me, I got you this job Now Mr Fairchild come to see me, Lucinda He say, you know your friend Lucinda? We caught her thieving, and it was you to recommend her Could you be involved, we have to wonder You make me look bad, Lucinda Now my boss thinks I’m an asshole and I’m getting hassled You make me look bad, Lucinda How could you do this to me, I got you this job You make me look bad, Lucinda Oh, you make me look bad
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Take that spoon and you put it in the pudding and you’re putin’ that pudding in your mouth. I like pudding Pudding is good Pudding is good, it’s good Clap your hands if you like pudding Clap your hands ‘cuz it’s good Put your hands together if you like pudding but don’t put ‘em together for good Let me show you how. I like pudding Pudding is good Pudding is good, it’s good Slap your butt if you like pudding Slap your butt ‘cause it’s good Smack dat butt if you like pudding Smackin’ it ‘cause it feels good Let me show you now Take that spoon and you put it in the pudding and you take that spoon and you put it in your mouth. We like pudding Pudding is good Pudding is good, it’s good
4.
Please control your children stop your children make them be quiet please All I wanna do is pick up my fuckin prescriptions in peace They pulling down the shelves knocking shit over they screams and they shrieks If you can’t control em I’m a have to smack the shit out these freaks Please shut em up God, shut em up Control your children You shitty mother mind your kids. Please control your children stop your children they are such little dicks wrestling in the ailses throwing toilet paper round just for kicks bumping into old people loud and ludicrous lunatics your children are worst no, the pharmacy and them shouldn’t mix Please shut em up God, shut em up Control your children You shitty mother mind your kids. Oh lord I'm asking you to control your children
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He was just a boy Just a boy from Jupiter She was just a girl Just a girl from earth And away they sailed Out into vast unforgiving darkness of space To find themselves To find peace To fall in love To fall into each other And away they sailed Plot a course for madness We're out on the open sea Our spirits collide in sadness Unite in ecstasy On fire we’re a supernova On fire we’re the sun On fire we’re stars that twinkle in the sky On fire we're the truth in all things On fire we're the lights that shine inside our eyes And away they sailed Lovers from two worlds, Come together Make a new world, Come together Leave behind war and oppression Make a new world, it's your mission Lovers from two worlds It's your mission Build a new life for the children No more hunger and no tears No more sadness and no fears Lovers from two worlds Come together Raise up your light Shine forever Beacon of hope for all lifeforms Make a new world we would die for Lover from two worlds it’s your mission Build a new world for children Innocence and truth are the seeds of empathy, justice, and freedom Lovers from two worlds We believe you We will follow you Young lovers, lead us to our new home

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Five songs expressly NOT written about my dog.

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released May 19, 2014

All songs by Glenn Garthwaite.

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Glenn Garthwaite New York, New York

Hi, I'm Glenn. I make silly songs.

I also make non-silly songs. Links below.

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